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Top Excuses For Not Calling Your Lover

Posted by Sandeep Kumar on July 19, 2010

Here are few more excuses which girls and boys can use when they are scolded by the boyfriend and girl friend respectively for not calling them

1. Hey!! I was calling you but the operator said the girl you are calling is an angel and its not possible to call heaven this time

2. I called on your mobile but it was out of reach or switched off

3. Hi sweetheart I was just thinking of calling you but you know my balance is low

4. Hey you were calling me thats why I was getting that the mobile you are trying to reach is currently busy

5. Hello dear, you know I just had finished my dinner and was about to call you. But I am glad you called me first

6. I am totally messed up with this mobile set. I had to call you but the keypad had stopped working.

7. Thank God you called me up. You know I needed to talk with you but had lost all my contacts in the phonebook.

8. My mobile was with my friend and thats why I have not called you from last night

9. My mom and dad had seen my past bill and they were curious to know to whom I talked so much on the phone and thats why I have decided not to call you for few days

10. Hey I was out with family so could not talk with you honey.

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Cooking Excuse

Posted by Sandeep Kumar on July 18, 2010

So whats your excuse today to make sure your better part cooks for you? Here are some which you can try

1. I’m exhausted

2. I’m going with my friends

3. Not feeling well today

4. I’m on fast

5. I’m not professional

6. Honey you’re very kind to me….can’t you cook today

7. Last day it was my turn

8. Are you alright…we had dinner last night

9. I’m not hungry

10. According to my horoscope, I should stay away from kitchen today

11. Let’s go for a ride

12. We should give time to our relationship

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Excuses For Breaking Up With Someone

Posted by Sandeep Kumar on July 17, 2010

If you think you already had enough with someone and wish to break up, then these excuses can help you

1. Actually I feel I am not the perfect match for you.

2. I need sometime and space to think about our relationship. You always try to dominate me which I am not ready to accept.

3. My father just told me about our family tree and we both are from same ancestors.So it makes us brother and sister.

4. I consulted an astrologer and she told me that the person whose name starts with ‘J’ is unlucky for me and I am afraid your name is Jackson.

5. You actually are more nice that what I anticipated.I am sorry but I don’t like people who are overprotective

6. You are so rude and you don’t even care for me.You know girls want someone who is very nice and protective ( This one can work if top excuse fails 🙂 )

7. My friend told that after some time couples start to look like each other. So I have decided to break up with you as I don’t wish to look like you.

8. You are so truthful and strong believer of God and thus I have decided to become a Nun / Monk

9. Yesterday one of friend saw you with another girl. Do you care to tell me who she was? [ You just made up this one as none of your friends saw.Its a mere accusation]

10. My friend told me that you were one of the members of the Rob’s gang, the one who always teased girls. So now I have decided to break up.

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Best Not Getting Job Excuses

Posted by Sandeep Kumar on July 15, 2010

Here we have a list of excuses for not getting job, this is one of the best excuses you can find.

1. I don’t speak enough English/Spanish/Russian/Navajo for them to hire me.

2. I don’t have the time.

3. I’d lose my shirt. I’d lose my kids medicaid, and what happens if they get sick and need to see a doctor.

4. They don’t offer enough benefits.

5. I’m not into the eight-to-five scene.

6. There’s nothing within walking distance of my house.

7. There’s no jobs out there.

8. I had surgery last year.

9. I’m not about to lower myself to take the kinds of jobs they’re offering.

10.I don’t look for work outside my field.

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