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Films By Programmers

Posted by Sandeep Kumar on October 20, 2010

Socho ki agar…..ab computer technology se
related filme banne lage
toh unka title kya hoga……….
some are:–

1.Hang to hona hi tha
2.Hamara disc aapke paas hai
3.Programmer no.1
4.Mujhse chat karoge
5.Hum aapke memory mein rehte hain
6.Java waale job le jayenge
7.Do proccesor barah terminal
8.Tera code chal gaya
9.Har din jo mail karega
10.Network ke uss paar
11.Mera naam developer
12.Debugging koi khel nahin
13.Jis computer mein virus rehta hai
14.Humko orkuting se pyar hai
15.Client ek numbari programmer dus numbari
16.Login karo saajna
17.Naukar PC ka
18.1942-A bug story
19.Kaho na virus hai
20.Crash se crash tak
21.Haan maine bhi debug kiya hai
22.Password de ke dekho
23.Terminal apna login parayi
24.Mr.Network lal
25.Ek computer ek programmer
26.Scrap kiya to darna kya!

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Husband: Today Is Sunday

Posted by Sandeep Kumar on July 2, 2010

Husband: Today is Sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

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3 Facts In The World

Posted by Sandeep Kumar on July 1, 2010

3 Facts in the world

1st fact – can you touch all your teeth with your tongue

2nd fact – after reading this all fools will try

3rd fact – now they will smile

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Santa & Banta Got Tired Of Mobile

Posted by Sandeep Kumar on June 30, 2010

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons.
One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Man, this was a missed call

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We Will Now Upgrade Your Brain

Posted by Sandeep Kumar on June 29, 2010

We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait….
Searching….
searching…
still searching….
Sorry,
NO BRAIN found…!

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In A Practical Exam……..

Posted by Sandeep Kumar on June 28, 2010

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said: Tell the bird’s name
Man: I don’t know
Examiner: U r failed. Whats Ur name?
Man: You see my legs, and tell me.

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Several Women Appeared In Court

Posted by Sandeep Kumar on June 27, 2010

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. “I’ll hear the oldest first,” he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

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This Cat, Is Cat, A Cat, Good Cat……….

Posted by Sandeep Kumar on June 27, 2010

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

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Only True Friends Stand By U

Posted by Sandeep Kumar on June 8, 2010

Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.

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If You Are In Tension

Posted by Sandeep Kumar on June 7, 2010

If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out, Then just think of me only once, I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

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