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Full Form Of Computer Related Words

Posted by Sandeep Kumar on July 27, 2010

PCMCIA
People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN
It Still Does Nothing

APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

SCSI
System Can’t See It

DOS
Defective Operating System

BASICBill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM
I Blame Microsoft

DEC
Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW
World Wide Web

MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

LISP
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

GIRO
Garbage In Rubbish Out

MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.

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God In Software Industry

Posted by Sandeep Kumar on July 27, 2010

Brahma — Systems Installation

Vishnu — Systems Administration & Support

Lakshmi — Finance and Accounts consultant

Saraswati — Training and Knowledge Management

Shiva — DBA (Crash Specialist)

Ganesh — Quality Assuarance & Documentation

Narada — Data transfer

Yama — Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

Chitragupta — IDP & Personal Records

Apsaras — Downloadable Viruses

Shakuni — Annual appraisal & Promotion

Valmiki — Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

Krishna — SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )

Dharmaraj Yudhishthira — ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

Arjun — Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

Abhimanyu — Trainee Programmer

Draupadi — Motivation & Team building

Devas — Mainframe Programmers

Surya — Solaris Administrator

Rakshasas — In house Hackers

Ravan — Internet Explorer WWWF

Kumbhakarnan — Zombie Process

Lakshman — Support Software and Backup

Hanuman — Linux/s390

Vaali — MS Windows

Sugreeva — DOS

Jatayu — Firewall

Dronacharya — System Programmer

Vishwamitra — Sr. Manager Projects

Bhima — MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

Duryodhana — Microsoft product Written in VB

Karna — Contract programmer

Dhrutarashtra — Visual C++

Gandhari — Dreamweaver

100 Kauravas — Microsoft Service Packs and patches

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