Sandeep Kumar

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God In Software Industry

Posted by Sandeep Kumar on July 27, 2010

Brahma — Systems Installation

Vishnu — Systems Administration & Support

Lakshmi — Finance and Accounts consultant

Saraswati — Training and Knowledge Management

Shiva — DBA (Crash Specialist)

Ganesh — Quality Assuarance & Documentation

Narada — Data transfer

Yama — Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

Chitragupta — IDP & Personal Records

Apsaras — Downloadable Viruses

Shakuni — Annual appraisal & Promotion

Valmiki — Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

Krishna — SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )

Dharmaraj Yudhishthira — ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

Arjun — Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

Abhimanyu — Trainee Programmer

Draupadi — Motivation & Team building

Devas — Mainframe Programmers

Surya — Solaris Administrator

Rakshasas — In house Hackers

Ravan — Internet Explorer WWWF

Kumbhakarnan — Zombie Process

Lakshman — Support Software and Backup

Hanuman — Linux/s390

Vaali — MS Windows

Sugreeva — DOS

Jatayu — Firewall

Dronacharya — System Programmer

Vishwamitra — Sr. Manager Projects

Bhima — MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

Duryodhana — Microsoft product Written in VB

Karna — Contract programmer

Dhrutarashtra — Visual C++

Gandhari — Dreamweaver

100 Kauravas — Microsoft Service Packs and patches

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